Findings:

• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Her hair, tangled
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm just sayin'.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• i'm just a girl
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm just sayin'
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• set up to fail
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just guessing
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• 'just woke up' voice
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• fail miserably
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• Failed to create empty
• Fianna Fáil
• fail with pride
• Lia Fail
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (3)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• OSS can't fail
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Education has failed
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• As I Rise You FaIl (user)
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• fail fast
• failed state
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• senses fail (user)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• I have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• 2008 Financial Crisis
• A time to fail
• You fail at sex
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Wang Cock Fail
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Words fail me
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!

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