Findings:
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
- Her hair, tangled
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm just sayin'.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- i'm just a girl
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm just sayin'
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
- set up to fail
- In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm just guessing
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
- 'just woke up' voice
- Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm just a bill
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- fail miserably
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- Failed to create empty
- Fianna Fáil
- fail with pride
- Lia Fail
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (3)
- CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- OSS can't fail
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- Grunge did not fail and is not dead
- Education has failed
- Failed eBusiness collectibles
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors
- As I Rise You FaIl (user)
- Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- fail fast
- failed state
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- senses fail (user)
- The race calling itself 'human' fails
- I have failed
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- A time to fail
- You fail at sex
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Wang Cock Fail
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Words fail me
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Pwnie Award for Most Epic Fail
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
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