Findings:
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- No One Knows Who I Am
- One Chord Guitar Man
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I am but higher
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- One Man Answered
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
- One Man Army
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- i know you are but what am i
- One Man's Freedom
- Kae and Kai - A Play in One Act
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- One A.M.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- I am a man
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
- The TV Man Story
- A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
- So, which one of you is the man?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
- An acoustic set, played for an audience of one.
- In finite games, one plays within the boundaries; In infinite games, I play with the boundaries
- One Man Asked In Anger
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- I am nothing but my sins
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- I am an IT Department of One.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- i am an octopus in the shape of a man
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- I am an army of one
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- one man band
- How one man could control the Senate
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- A genocide begins with the killing of one man
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- the one armed man (user)
- We're one, but we're not the same
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- One Act Play
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- Square One TV
- i played the last game of chess a man ever played
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- one man's summer is another woman's winter
- I am thinking of a number between one and ten
- I am Edward Teller's pool man
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
- I know I am but summer to your heart,
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I am many things, but I am not that strong
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I know you are, but what am I?
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- I am the wind dreaming that I am a man.
- I am a minority of one
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am but a moth before your flame
- i am no one (user)
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- i am a fragment of a man
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- One man's trash is another man's treasure
- One man went to mow
- One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind
- Man with one leg shoe dream man
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The faith of one man
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- One man's trash
- OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
- In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
- One man can make a difference
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- One Punch Man
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Enjambment: A Play (Act One)
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- I am not an attractive man
- One Dimensional Man
- The Man with One Red Shoe
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- When I am an old man
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- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- mermaids should come with the cable tv
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
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