Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "i can play tetris like a mother fucker, but am seriously inadequate in bed"

• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But can you still cry like a child?
• like you're blind but still can see
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• But I Like You
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Two Can Play That Game
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• You Can Play These Songs With Chords + 10
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I still like a bedtime story
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I am nothing but my sins
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I am but higher
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• i know you are but what am i
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• You can, but you may not
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• But can a robot love.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• but with words we can create anything
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• we can give up, but the world never will
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• A very mean bar trick
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Can you play Backstreet Boys?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Can Am
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Hot pursuit
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• War is hell but men like it
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one

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