Findings:
- The Wild Colonials
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- Accidental death odds
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- How Solemn as One by One
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- feeling like a failure by meeting goals
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- No One Likes Superman Anymore
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Ass like a chicken
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- By One Minute
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- I liked the one with the whales
- Be a model or just look like one
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- on being hit by lightning
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- On Being the one who goes away
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- I feel like I'm being watched
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- One by One
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- One if by land, two if by sea
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- tag after one like a tantony pig
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- No One Sang Like Michael
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- ass chip
- Covering your ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- Canada Kicks Ass
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
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