Findings:

• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• I was raised by the French government
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• What was stolen by someone else
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• The Child by Tiger
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was a Difficult Child
• A Child Was Born in 64
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• every secret thing was made by some one
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• clue by four
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• North by Northwest
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• People referred to by three initials
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• design by contract
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by value return
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• Two nations divided by a common language
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• Words to live by
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Learning by doing
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• four by twelve
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Rebel by buying mass-market consumer products
• Impregnation by Shoulder Tapping
• Struck by lightning
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• The skeleton by my closet
• Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
• The Trial by Existence
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Discernment
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Service of the Supreme
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Kingly Knowledge and the Kingly Mystery
• Once By The Pacific
• Touched by An Angel
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• Owned by cat
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• As Time Goes By
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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