Findings:
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- The world's most ignorant people
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- secrets of the most productive people
- People listen to me? WTF
- People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- People who don't read
- people who don't exist
- telling people what they don't need to know
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- I normally like most everything I listen to
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Capitalize, please
- Don't encourage people to read
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I don't believe in people
- Indigenous people don't exist
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Things people don't want to hear
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- People don't flail when they die
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
- magic is evil. don't you listen to the news?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- (Listen to the) Flower People
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- Everything2: Ten Most Influential People of 2011
- Why most people are right-handed
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Most People
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Don't shit where you eat
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Don't order meat well-done
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Don't look out the window in the morning
- Don't call it San Fran
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
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