Findings:
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- As Good As It Gets?
- the longing doesn't end and you're never gonna get my heart
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- A thousand stories never told
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- Let's get just one thing straight
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Never Had It So Good
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- izzy wizzy let's get dizzy
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Let's get ready to rumble!
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- lets get it 08 (user)
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
- Good ways to relieve menstrual cramping
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- Let's get to work.
- Life gets in the way of words
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Never Let Me Down Again
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Never Let Me Go
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How to get good in-flight service
- My new way to get there
- The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- Ways to get random numbers
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- You can never get away from yourself
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
- Let The Good Times Roll
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- a good way to begin
- You've never had it so good
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Getting rid of start menu items
- We never smile in a way that is not obsequious
- so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Never let them see you bleed
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Never let the Sgt. know your name
- Never be the first to let go
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to get a good night's sleep
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- The easiest way to get a job
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Lets Get Real
- Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- Let's Get Lost
- Let's Get Solsticed! A Midwinter's Nodermeet in Melbourne
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- lets get skinny (user)
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- I never get mail
- In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
- Let's Get Killed
- Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
- It's knowing that I'll never get lost
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- I was never any good at maths at school
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- straightening your pubes is never a good idea
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Really Good Story
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- You'll never get away with this!
- good reasons to get an education
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
- Never Let You Go
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- and not in a good way
- copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
- Just the facts, ma'am
- fun fact
- Nutrition Facts
- Chapter 5: Fact and fiction in the life of Jesus. Part 4
- Fucked up Facts from History
- Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance
- You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Email Facts of Life
- Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
- Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
- Fact or Fiction
- Buy the rumor, sell the fact
- the fact that
- Your facts peel away from your own fiction
- Fact checking
- Aviation medical facts
- E2 Nutrition Facts (document)
- The World Almanac and Book of Facts
- A Power of Facing Unpleasant Facts
- Strawberry facts
- A Few Facts About the Atomic Revamp and Redirection Overcharge Weapon System (ARROW)
- frogs look up at the moon the same way we do
- matter of fact it's all dark
- Three facts about the yak
- The Truth of Fact, the Truth of Feeling
- alternative facts
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
- it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
- Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family
- revisit of known facts
- The Dictionary of Disgusting Facts
- What is there to say, decades after the fact?
- I've accepted the fact that this is unacceptable
- Get over it
- Get Happy!
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