Findings:

• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When you met me, when I met you
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Can you hear me flailing
• We get too tense when we drive
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Nobody Loves Me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Nobody for me but you
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The Me Nobody Knows
• When water chokes you
• Catch Me If You Can
• Can You Take Me Back
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• nobody will let me start a country
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When You Reach Me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When can it end?
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Though you can tell me
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• no power in the verse can stop me
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• needs must when the Devil drives
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• tiny jesus is playing with mice behind an old can in your cupboard
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Get Behind Me Satan
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• will you take me with you when you go?
• When you want me and how you want me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• You Can Count on Me
• Can You Fill Me In?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can see right through me
• Piero Manzoni
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• George Washington Sits Behind The Wheel Of His Brand New 1967 Skylark
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• can you get enough of me?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Can you show me?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You Can Sleep While I Drive
• Can You Hear Me?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• can you show me where this came from?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When your presents give me hives
• Nothing can stop me now

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