Findings:

• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• sad but true (user)
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• such a strange matter of useless
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• but these are only ripples
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Also Sprach Zarathustra
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed
• also known as menstruation
• The urge to destroy is also a creative urge
• The Sun Also Rises
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• called also
• Among the virtues of mirrors is also that of revealing hidden and distant things
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• As the portals also death
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• also (user)
• Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"
• This is this. This is also something else.
• also-ran
• The Fish Also Wriggles
• Cynical, bitter, jaded as hell. Also naked.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• The abyss gazes also: Flight
• The abyss gazes also: Detour
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Also I liked the kissing
• also: younger than the sun
• Hangmen Also Die!
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Look, she is also mostly confident front.
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Nearby locations are also reporting rain
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• Many have died; you also will die.
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street

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