Findings:
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I could have been one of a two
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- One of those days
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- Have a nice day
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- I was one of those girls
- it's just one of those nights..
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- This is why we can't have nice things
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Words that only have one context
- the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I'm in one of those moods again
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- I have one whole anus
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Have One On Me
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Just One Of Those Days
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- as light fills these rooms, and those within are healed
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- When I have female children
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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