Findings:

• Know your pets
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People want what they cannot have
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Type A blood
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Dead links in writeups
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People who carp about their jobs
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Capitalize, please
• Using a command line
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• My hands have lost their memory
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Taking things at surface value
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• institutions have lives of their own
• I want to have your abortion
• Men have feelings too
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Madmen have a world all their own
• People have fucked up before
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have too many clothes
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I want to have known
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dead people I have known
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• worse things have happened to better people
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• cat haters
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• What the American people want politics to be
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• Foxes eat their children
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You have far too much time on your hands
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Animals people have sex with
• Why I want to have children
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A reason to drink
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• How to "Have People"
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• You, standing
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I have too much to say
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.

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