Findings:

• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Please, Call me Honky
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Don't tell me everything
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Please God, make me a stone.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Don't tread on me
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't stand so close to me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• listen()
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Someone please kill me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't Make Me Think
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• the way you don't look at me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please Kill Me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Hit me up
• Please don't feed the troll
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't wait up for me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't send your resume
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't send me roses
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• don't blame me for your anger
• Please help me!
• Please Please Me
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Please Don't Destroy
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please stop annoying me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Give me a moment, please
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please do not bring me flowers
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• let me speak please (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Don't call me white
• please let me in (user)
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't let me die nervous
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't Blame Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't leave me alone
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• They Don't Want Me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Pass Me By
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• customers don't trust me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• please don't go
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• The day Anubis hit on me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Don't @ me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• please put a side of hope on the menu
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't drink through straws on a date

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