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• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• Your Own Worst Enemy
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• A Group Is Its Own Worst Enemy
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Trump's own worst enemies
• My Own Worst Enemy
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• T/A's best and worst advertising
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• Maybe I shall find them with EDB.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Best Worst Movie
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• A very mean bar trick
• Could/can vs Would/will
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• The three worst torture tests known to man
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• And then by the side of the road, I saw
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• maybe you could hide things in a hole
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Imagine the worst possible consequences
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Worst of the Best
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can run, but you can't hide
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• we can give up, but the world never will
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• But can a robot love.
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• like you're blind but still can see
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• but with words we can create anything
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Fuck them all but the six
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• You can, but you may not
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid

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