Findings:

• There was no one waiting for me...
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• What RU-486 means to me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Before you, there was me
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• This node was made for you and me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• You mean the me that you would be
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was a homeless bum
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• I married him because he was not mean
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• What Me Worry (user)
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Someone please kill me
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• What makes me beautiful
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Me So Horny
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Feigning smiles for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• stop picking on me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Commercials depress me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Windows ME
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Stay here with me
• Follow Me 'Ome
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Your secret's safe with me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• She approached me with some vague line
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Me Imperturbe
• That's me inside your head
• GP, are you with me?

If you Log in you could create a "santa was mean to me" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.