Findings:

• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• Jedi excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• bad excuse (user)
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• Good old fashioned fucking
• fucking eh
• Fucking A
• The difference between fucking and making love
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I despise ribbon cable
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Shopping and Fucking
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• The donuts are so pretty
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Ho Ho Fucking Ho
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Fucking
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Live Era '87-'93
• couch fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Give me back my bike!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Fucking Anais
• How to clean a bathroom
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• The Fucking Champs
• fucking machine
• Hard like fucking stone
• go fucking (user)
• The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
• It's my fucking job to know
• Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• Out of his fucking mind
• I am so fucking happy
• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• Young People Fucking
• Songs About Fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• it's the fucking truth
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Customer service is a fucking given
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• you fucking moron (user)
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• Fucking is fucking
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• Fucking useless phrases (category)
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• If you've got something to do, you'd better fucking do it.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• sorry
• sorry ass
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry
• So. Central Rain
• Sorry!
• Sorry About Dresden
• The Pope said sorry
• Sorry about the small penis
• Sorry to bother you
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• Should I be sorry?
• sorry that I missed you
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!

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