Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "stupid ritualistic indoctrination that's more about teaching you what to think than how"

• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• How To Think About God
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• Don't think about it
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• I want to learn more about Islam
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• how many more must die?
• How to make sports games more fun
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• my life is more than this
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• Think about you
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• More than dream?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• more often than not
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• You, standing
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I think about my answer
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• How to write about colors?
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• How much more can we bear?
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
• Men make more money than women
• Conventional views about human cloning
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• More Human Than Human
• How to be a more productive writer
• How to survive student teaching
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• More evil than Satan himself
• Life has more twists than a rope
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Teaching your dog to bark more incessantly
• Now more than ever
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• It was more than perfect understanding
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• music means more than this
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: A teaching exercise
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• I try not to think about it
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• When you think about smoking
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Photography and religion
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• How about NO
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• I have more stories about trains for you
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• How I Became Stupid
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• How to get more donations for Everything
• How to get more out of Psi
• How to seem smarter than you really are

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