Findings:

• Watchman, Tell Us of the Night
• More hips!
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• My first comet
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• what we did last night
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Tell us your troubles
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• then tell us the way
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I shall tell in silence
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• I know what you did last summer
• tell Tchaikovsky the news
• I Saw Her Again Last Night
• I still know what you did last summer
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I shaved my head last night
• And shall your flame or your smoke burden the wind?
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Steven's Last Night In Town
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• The seizure I had last night
• How to tell where you are in Manhattan
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• What did you do for your mother today?
• tell God I said 'hi'
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• The last night of the earth poems
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Winter's Night?
• William Tell Overture
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• To Tell the Truth
• Sore throat cure
• How to tell if tailgating is your fault
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
• I spent last night searching for a body
• Last Night on Earth
• Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Mother Night
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
• Last Night of the Proms
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• night makes a fool of us in daylight
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Stefan Tell
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• something I found last night
• Show, don't tell
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Tell it all
• Tell me a story about rains
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
• Go Tell It on the Mountain
• It's much easier to tell the truth
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Tell me about your secret places
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Last Night
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• did you kiss the face of the night?
• I Dreamed of You Last Night
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
• Is this the last four years or what?
• When Did You See Her Last?
• Beethoven's Last Night
• Last night, I slept in your arms
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Last Cigarette of the Night
• last night I dreamed of dragons
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• a memory of last night's storm
• I had a dream last night
• Mother's Night
• Last Night in Soho
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• the mother made us a savage daughter
• I shall whisper words into your skin for a thousand nights to come
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Give us this day, give us this night
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Them Or Us
• tell
• This is my truth tell me yours
• I don't care what you did last summer
• William Tell
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Tell everyone
• show and tell
• Tell me a story about trains
• Don't Tell Alfred
• tell your friends

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