Findings:

• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• What I have learned from being fired
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Things I Learned From Working At The Library
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• You stole what they would have given you
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• He's been places they have not.
• They have bears in Italy
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
• What I learned from the Wordmonger's Ball
• An American in Tours
• Things I learned from TVO
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• They didn't have the heart
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• We reserve the right to learn from experience
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Things we learn from movies
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Lessons learned from World War II
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• What I learned from my first doctor job
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• People want what they cannot have
• They could have saved Kevin
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They have taken enough
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• They have no bones.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• What I learned from the skateboarders outside my window
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Why we learn from the Gods
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Stoned music memories
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• What we learned from songbirds
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• things I learned from commercials
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• Odd facts of life I learned from Math
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Learning from Mistakes
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• we can learn a lot from plants
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• Know your pets
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Things I've learned from Everything
• We have learned our lessons well
• institutions have lives of their own
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• They Flee From Me
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Have a Word for It
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• My hands have lost their memory
• They must have faces
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex

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