Findings:

• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I can do it myself
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• Please do not feed the birds
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• The Most Good You Can Do
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Please do not bring me flowers
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Know How, Can Do
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• You can do anything
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• There is something we can do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• If you can say something nice, do
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• I can do shit with my legs
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• All I can do
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Do what you can as you do
• What loneliness can do to you
• Please do not read this
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• I can do much better than this
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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