Findings:

• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Words that only have one context
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I would like to have emotions
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Only her hands would give her away
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Bernie would have won
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• it would be hilarious if only
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• What pornos would have us believe
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I would kill you, but I have work to do. Fuck off.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• You stole what they would have given you
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Only Angels Have Wings
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• he would have laughed
• If they would only choose to hear it
• If only men would listen!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• he would have cried
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Only Lovers Left Alive
• the only time wasted is time spent believing you are wasting your time
• The Evil in Ourselves
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Would you like to know more?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• would you place bets on my heart
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• How the mighty have fallen
• Animals people have sex with
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The Walls have Ears
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The terrorists have already won
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• I have a Little Dreidel
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I do have some things to hide
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Made in Japan
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• In a building made of bones
• A Soul Made of Rose
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• Exit only
• Use only as directed
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• The only crime is getting caught
• Memoir: C'mon, Man, It's Only a Safety Pin!
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• The only witness to a suicide
• Military exemptions for only or sole surviving sons
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• death is only the beginning
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• Only child: Downside (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I can only love a world with empty pockets

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