Findings:

• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• At least things can't get any worse
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Get a Move on
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Stoned music memories
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How not to faint when you can't move
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• The Universe always gets the first move
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When I Get Low I Get High
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• We get too tense when we drive
• I'll get there when I get there
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• When did the World get so old?
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When he became an old man
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Things to do when technology gets here
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• When I get like this
• When I get mad I throw harder
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Jack Gets Up
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• How to crack root and not get caught
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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