Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Who can know it?
- One who knows does not speak
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How long is a piece of string?
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Does my goldfish know who I am?
- Who Knows One?
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to Know God
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Who what when where why & how
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- never know who told it best
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How we know what we know
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I know how many there are.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How do you know that name?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Love, it's who you know.
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- To those who know who they are
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- We know who you are
- Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
- i want to know you. who you really are.
- i just want to know who i am
- I Know Who Killed Me
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- how long does it go (user)
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How long have you known?
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- How do I know if I love you?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How Long is a Chinaman
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- a woman who knows nothing
- Helping people cheat
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- who knows (user)
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- let me know who you are now.
- You Know Who (user)
- Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
- how did i know this?
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How Long Copyright Protection Endures
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- she does not know how much I need this
- How Long Blues
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to ride long distances in a car
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How do you know it's real?
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Know How, Can Do
- How to grow your hair long
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How long do babies sleep?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How I know I love you
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I don't know how to smile
- How long can you hold your breath?
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- You know you've been away from home too long
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- No One Knows Who I Am
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
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