Findings:

• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Shut up
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Wanting to shut up forever
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• "Shut up," he explained
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• Put up or shut up
• Shut up and cover the pie
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Shut up and jump
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Shut up, wesley!
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• Aw, shut up!
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Shut up and drive
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Fire shut up in my bones
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• the already dead
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Enough with the high heels already
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• writing songs that already exist
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• already in love
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• The terrorists have already won
• Thanksgiving, suicide, and the breakdown of an already dysfunctional family
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• The United States is already at war with Iraq
• So young and already God is fading
• Am I already that gone
• already (user)
• If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• already exists (user)
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• she had already found her party
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• always already
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Taxed Enough Already
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• somebody has already done it
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• indifference already
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Am I already that gone?
• Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• An Already Established Hope
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• you already have what it takes
• and we're already on our way
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Eyes Wide Shut
• shut down
• Shut
• pub that never shuts
• cut & shut
• Shut down Napster, not Metallica
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• getting your doors welded shut
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• Shutting the water off for real
• Steve Shutt
• Shutt (user)
• The Way Is Shut
• When the eye of day is shut
• Shut your snack hole
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• shut out the world, live underneath the city
• Shut the front door!
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Pump Up the Volume
• Grow up
• blow up
• UPS
• Up
• Kick it up a notch

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