user since
Mon Jul 16 2001 at 21:45:53 (23.4 years ago )
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Tue Feb 22 2022 at 19:39:44 (2.8 years ago )
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Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Walter
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Twitter, Letterboxd
school/company
Law Offices of Voodoo, Golem, and Grave
motto
Till all are one.
most recent writeup
Guitar Hero 3
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<2/04/08 Delancey's - Knoxville 2/29/08 Connolly's - Dead Letter, Asteroids, Liftoff 4/25/08 Don HIll's - Stay and Play, Ramble Tamble 9/27/08 Uncle Mike's - Voodoo Lady> IT IS FINISHED. The EP is now available from http://seizethem.com.

Both Paypal and Google Checkout are accepted.

Free listens available at http://www.reverbnation.com:80/seizethem.


BEHOLD THE MIGHTY TRAPEZOID OF FRIENDSHIP. IT LOVES YOU. DO NOT RUN FROM IT.


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If you aren't on that list, meet me and get there, yo.



The following people are my favorite writers here. Solid and consistently surprising work. I would pay to find out what happens next if I had to. Just so you know, factuals aren't what move me the most.

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equinoctial says I feel as though transforming the personal into the universal is at the heart of good writing.

Bingo.



















I forgot what the story with the cats is.
















































rocket 2088


Get on board.










































Hey little guy! Are you lost? Looking for your mAAAAAAH OH GOD NO








































Are you aware
that your arm's in the air
as you yell on your cell
to someone who's not there?
The gesture stays hidden,
the movement unbidden,
and harms all your charm
but I'd swear you don't care.




















































































Perfecting the art of the mystical since 1500 B.C.

















































































Aw, it's my precious little nodeshell farm! Aren't they lovely when they sleep?

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
each tiny image from my memory arrayed around me like samurai armor, protecting me, defining my shape
cerebrograph
and so it was that i went walking in parts of my life i thought long since lost to me, as my chest burned, raw with energy
We always fear the biggest things, but I like the silence fearsome presence brings.
The signal will be that life is awesome.
spaztastic
I got my Poetic License from Wordsmiths Local 607. It's pretty cool. They let you pay your dues in anagrams.
He coasted on the oily bounty of the mound of blood and offal
One foot in the past, one foot in the future, piss on the present


















































































"I would say, on the basis of having observed a thousand people in the experiment and having my own intuition shaped and informed by these experiments, that if a system of death camps were set up in the United States of the sort we had seen in Nazi Germany, one would be able to find sufficient personnel for those camps in any medium-sized American town."

-Stanley Milgram











































(random cryptic crap to make me seem deep)




































































Guilt trip list:

Swordsmen in Double Flag Town
Double Vision
42 Up
The Ladykillers
Starsky & Hutch
The Battle of Algiers
Word Wars
The War Room
K Street
Home Movie
One-Eyed Jacks
Silver City
The Bourne Supremacy
Primer
Four Little Girls
King of New York
Sunshine State
If....
Tanner '88
Tanner on Tanner
Mickey One
Wild Man Blues
The Aristocrats
French Connection II




































Okay. I admit it. I'm totally fucking crazy. I have no idea what normal even is.












































Q: How do zombies count to three?


A: Brains. Brains. Brains.














































By reading these words you have nonverbally agreed to submit to a questioning to determine the nature of your curiousity. An agent will be dispatched to your location shortly.














































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