Findings:

• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• What life after death will really be like
• The next life will be better
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• D.R. & Quinch's Totally Awesome Guide to Life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• To be noble in an average life
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Someday, I will be strong
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• My life is full of awesome
• Carl Everett
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• This love will be your downfall.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The end will be a sellout
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I will always be in the details
• My RPG will be a work of art
• My life may no longer be my own
• You will be assimilated
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will be time
• there will be a last
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• The revolution will not be televised
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• There Will Be Blood
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• the world will be remade in our image
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Who Will Be There
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Boys will be boys
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• If it be your will
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• They will not be named!
• Everything will be alright
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will be your young sinner
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• It will never be just you
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It will be good when I am leader
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The television will not be revolutionized
• node that will be my legacy
• Will I cease to be
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will always be weird inside
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• all the cute guys will be there
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Marks which will never be broken
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I will be in my trailer!
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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