Findings:

• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• every secret thing was made by some one
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Are personal messages protected by copyright?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• I was raised by the French government
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• That is a thing that might have happened
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• What was stolen by someone else
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I might have, once.
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• What Might Have Been
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• by
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Call by name
• Justification by faith
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Heavenly Perfections
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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