Findings:

• Because I say so
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Gays are great, so she says
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• So little left to say
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• A mistake never felt so right
• Rights for bigots
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• right so
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The extroverted feeler says the right thing
• In defence of the right not to say the Pledge
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Say It Ain't So
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• so concerned with doing things the right way, we never learned how to understand
• so much to say
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• so ask me, ask me, ask me
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• Because
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I Got High
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• On the Air Because They Care
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful

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