Findings:
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- That one makes me scream, she said
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Make me one with everything
- Make me one of you
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Tell me one thing
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Tell me a story about flowers
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- give me one night to show the savage
- Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- They are telling me it is time to go
- call me garbage one more time
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- It kills me to watch them go
- Lady Love Me (One More Time)
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- Unintentional irony and complete idiocy often go hand in hand with one another
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- Never Let Me Go
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I hold you where no one else can go
- One last thing before I go
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- will you take me with you when you go?
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Go over one's head
- If No One Will Love Me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- They grow up. No one told me.
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- No one touches me
- One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Have One On Me
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- One decision I now regret
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I Want to Go Home!
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Bourbon makes the bus go
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Wanted! Fresh BBC journalists to fight in Hamas. Vacancies go quickly.
- Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Go, Tell Michelle
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- i want to go to bee hell
- Nobody for me but you
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
- Go Tell the Spartans
- Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- She wanted to go to Paris
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
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