Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""Why the hell are you dating that ham? I'd always figured you'd go for something more normal... like a cardboard woman or a piece of toast...""

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• The truth, or something like it
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Life, or something like it
• serendipity, or something like it
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I'd like some dreams too
• hell of toast points
• something like this
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• Go West Young Woman (category)
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Be a model or just look like one
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
• War is hell but men like it
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• Figure to go
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• treat me like a woman
• The first rule of adventuring is always go left
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Go like the clappers
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• shining like blasphemous stars on an endless ceiling in hell
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• You always feel it when I go
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• I need something like smoking
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• Run like you stole something
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• more impossible figures
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• go to hell (user)
• Shit or Go Blind
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• i want to go to bee hell
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Run Like Hell
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Like the coldest winter chill, heaven beside you (hell within)
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Raise less corn and more hell
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Would you like to know more?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• hell is always around the corner
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Like dating the Mongol Horde
• The Room Always Smells Like Refried Beans
• Go figure
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• Go big or go home
• go to hell moron (user)
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• Go To Hell
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Bean Soup with Ham or Bacon
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Fall; or, Dodge in Hell
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• No More Room in Hell: The 2014 Halloween Horrorquest
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• With him it was always like
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Go West Young Woman
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Urinating like a woman
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen

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