Findings:

• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm in one of those moods again
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• imm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Im-
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm Losing You
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Damn, I'm good.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• but these are only ripples
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'm
• IM
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm with the band
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• BQN: But, one for all?
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• So. Central Rain
• I'm tired
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Hands off, I'm special
• I walk around when I'm high
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Im Elvis (user)
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• there are many voids but this one is mine

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