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• Oven potatoes made me happy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Round the Moon: 14: The Night of Three Hundred and Fifty-Four Hours and a Half
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• meat and potatoes
• When you want me and how you want me
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I want you inside me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• She only wants me for sex
• I wanted you to want me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Tell me one thing
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Small Potatoes
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• want me like time
• One Half
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• February wants me dead
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• give me one night to show the savage
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• There was no one waiting for me...
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• One Hundred
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• call me garbage one more time
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• One Pound Note
• Roast Potatoes
• Swiss Fried Potatoes
• Potato Latkes
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other
• One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
• Women want me when I'm taken
• One Hundred Demons
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• If No One Will Love Me
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• That one makes me scream, she said
• They Don't Want Me
• Make me one of you
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• One and a Half Stages to Orbit
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• She only wants me for tech support
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• what I want and what is expected of me
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• How Do You Want Me?
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Follow me if you want to know.
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• You want me to become what?
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Want One
• You're the One that I Want
• Wanted: One (1) Respectable Pot Activist
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Wanted: one bandage, heart-sized
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• No one wants you the way you are
• mashed potatoes
• scalloped potatoes
• Sea Bream Baked on Mushrooms and Potatoes
• Twice Baked Garlic Potatoes
• half cut
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Six of One Half a Dozen
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• On the Occasion of One Hundred Thousand Deaths
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Make me one with everything
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• One hundred WIllie Nelson look-alikes
• Half of Me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• They want me for a focus group!
• I Want You to Want Me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Cut me some slack
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You say you want to help me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I want your hands on me
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• No one touches me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You know you want me, baby!
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• Have One On Me
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Let me dream if I want to
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• I don't want the world, I just want your half

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