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• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I actually, um, created, um, thefez
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Peachfaced Lovebird
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Dar Robinson
• albino
• albino alligator
• Elrod the Albino
• Sunburned Albino (user)
• ALBINO RYNO (user)
• Double-recessive heat-activated albino sock gene
• Zimbabwe Albino Association
• albino (user)
• Albino Bigfoot (user)
• ALBINO SLUGG (user)
• Indigenous people don't exist
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• people who don't exist
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Natural rights don't exist
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• A reason to drink
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Stoned music memories
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Cats don't have brakes
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You don't have to remember my name
• emotions others don't get to see
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Everything existed as though painted in a dream
• you don't have to do this
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't have a television set
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• I don't know
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays

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