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• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• some day we will all be gone
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• All will be well again in time
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Will I cease to be
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Technological advancement that will destroy us all
• And in time all this will pass
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• we can't all be rock stars
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• all the cute guys will be there
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I will always be weird inside
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• All I ever wanted to be
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• this is where we all came to be
• the world will be remade in our image
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I fear I will be nothing
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• What life after death will really be like
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• node that will be my legacy
• I changed by not changing at all
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I will destroy you! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Carl Everett
• Even the dead will not be safe
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The end will be a sellout
• Who Will Be There
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You're All I Need to Get By
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• {Latest New Media technology} will {save/destroy} us all!
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• we shall all be healed
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• maybe everything will work out after all
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• All units be advised
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• You will not remember me at all
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Can't we all just be friends?
• we can all just be around other people
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• all limitations must be overcome
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Where are you, caught up in the burden of it all
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• You will be assimilated
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The revolution will not be televised
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Boys will be boys
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Will I be given that chance?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• All Things Will Die

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