Findings:
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- You, standing
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- They didn't have the heart
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How to "Have People"
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Can I have a light?
- How long have you known?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- How to have lesbian sex
- How could you ever have enough?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- They must have faces
- Two virgins about to have sex
- Actors who have played Hitler
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- You stole what they would have given you
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- Sex in a small car
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Something I Can Never Have
- How we have grown apart
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- They have no bones.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- Sex with a chicken
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- How the mighty have fallen
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Why we have two ears
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- we are finite creatures. if we act selfishly, what have we accomplished?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- They have taken enough
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to have an out of body experience
- They could have saved Kevin
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- They Have a Word for It
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I could have been one of a two
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- People want what they cannot have
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- The screen where you have to press reset
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Movies that should have been books first
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
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