Findings:
- Why am I writing this?
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- In another world, I am you and you are me
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Reading and Writing
- Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- It's Me or the Dog
- give me the truth or nothing
- lord help me, for i am weak
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Take Me As I Am
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- why am i me, and you're you?
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Collaborative writing or the hairdresser's gothic
- Society made me what I am
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
- Drugs Or Me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Give me something worth reading
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- reading and writing data structures in C
- Writing horror: invoking fight or flight
- me or the gun
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Watch Me: I Am a Woman
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I am reading the wall. They are wall-words.
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- Am I This Or Not?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Love Me or Leave Me
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- The insertion of words or passages in writings.
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Am I Hot or Not?
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- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
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