Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Bat-dick brought you in? You got serious legal shit for an appeal. Lemme tell you what happened with me..."

• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Tell me a secret.
• Why tell me that?
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Tell me a story about flowers
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Tell me one thing
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• tell me the truth
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about elephants
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me more
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• Tell Me Again
• Don't Tell Me
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• If you told me this never happened
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You Really Got Me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Don't tell me about her
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about clouds
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• The Statue Got Me High
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about mains
• Everything got me fired!
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Tell me Why
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Tell me what I say
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Shit happens
• You've got to be kidding me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Tell me a story about trains
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Tell me a story about rains
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me about your secret places
• My first comet
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Though you can tell me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell Me What
• Tell me another lie
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Tell me something good
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Don't tell me everything
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• list of things
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me a story about brains
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell him, she told me
• Experience tells me not to try
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• I've got the music in me
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Tell Me What You Think
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• New York State Court of Appeals
• The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• I got a good feeling!

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