Findings:

• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't get it
• Billy Crystal
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't tread on me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't call me white
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Getting rid of start menu items
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• They don't touch me the same way
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I don't want to get over you
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Blame Me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• don't rely on us to get you high
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• get off me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't Pass Me By
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• Don't @ me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• You don't get a song
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Gravity really gets me down
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• How to get started with 3D computer graphics
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• don't blame me for your anger
• You just don't get it
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• customers don't trust me
• Don't quote me on that
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Rape committed by women
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Stoned music memories
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• emotions others don't get to see
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't send me roses
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't tell me about her
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't stand so close to me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• the way you don't look at me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry

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