Findings:
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- weird (but yummy) purple chicken
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- weird flex but ok
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I like you. Why are you so weird?
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not racist but...
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- War is hell but men like it
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- But I Like You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Hot pursuit
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- like you're blind but still can see
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Being a dickhead
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I feel like I'm being watched
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- butt naked
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
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