Findings:

• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They Have a Word for It
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• War is hell but men like it
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• they carry but they do not understand
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Computers have no sense of time
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They could have saved Kevin
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I would like to have emotions
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• But I Like You
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• But what are they really thinking?
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• They must have faces
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• People want what they cannot have
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• No, but I'll have a beer
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• You stole what they would have given you
• They have taken enough
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Hot pursuit
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• like you're blind but still can see
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm

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