Findings:

• How to turn any number into a 9
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• The smoke turned into rain
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Turn anything into a sound file
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Run and turn into butter
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Watermelon hookah
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• things you can't turn into poetry
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• When I turned round...
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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