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• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• What have you been smoking?
• You, standing
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• cavity search and destroy
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do what you have to do
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Advice I have been given about girls
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Why males have nipples
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What the hell do you want?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• What to do if you have bad credit
• That which I should have done I did not do
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• What time do you call this, then?
• How to cut and paste in Mac OS
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• i have been burning for so long
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• What do I have of my mother's?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I could have been Canadian
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• cavity search
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• He's been places they have not.
• I could have been one of a two
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Don't do that then!
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Since then, all I do
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed

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