Findings:

• Don't wait up for me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Fucked up Facts from History
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't tell me everything
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't @ me
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You Fucked Up!
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't Blame Me
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Fucked Up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't tell me about her
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Fuck me harder
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• She Fucks Me
• fuck me and marry me young
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Fucked up ways to die
• People have fucked up before
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't tread on me
• Don't fuck llamas
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don’t give up the ship!
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Don't send me roses
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't fuck with the cat
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck up
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Ken Lay
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They don't touch me the same way
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't leave me alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Pass Me By
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Don't call me Asian
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't fuck the corpses
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• the way you don't look at me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• customers don't trust me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't call me Debbie
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't Tell Me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you

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