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• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• You have the right to remain silent
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Stoned music memories
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have the time
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You don't have to remember my name
• So you don't have to
• I would know right away that it's you.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have weighed the cost benefits and walked away.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Know your pets
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Baptist fear of dancing
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Natural rights don't exist
• A reason to drink
• Please don't bring your kids
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You don't have any real problems
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• you don't have to do this
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• You have the right to ask
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Don't Go Away
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a television set
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Two wrongs don't make right
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• Don't go away mad
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Over yonder where the sun don't tend to set right
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Kids have no concept of time
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• take me away
• away
• write right wright rite
• Go Away
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• /away
• The one that got away
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Does this ever go away?
• Pack away
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Sunday Too Far Away
• The Songs That Got Away
• I put away childish things, like myself
• How to lie and get away with it
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Far, Far Away
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Put Away
• run away
• talking can only give you away
• Cast Away
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Faraway, So Close!
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Far away from home
• Fly Away (user)
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• When the boss is away...
• Away to me
• Oh! Snatched Away in Beauty's Bloom
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• The server giveth, and the server taketh away
• First Christmas Away From Home
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Walking Away
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Haul Away Joe
• Heaven is High and the Emperor is Far Away
• Moving Away
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies

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