Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Don't kid yourself people. There are monsters in your closet and under your bed."

• There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
• Love poem from the monsters under my bed
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• Monster Under The Bed
• love poem to the monsters under my bed
• There's a Monster in My Closet
• People who don't smoke will never die
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• people who don't exist
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• And There Are People in This World
• The People Under The Stairs
• Don't encourage people to read
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• People don't flail when they die
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• there are people talking, some of it is important
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Get under the bed
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Things people don't want to hear
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• There's nothing new under the sun
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• People Under the Stairs
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• We don't fly there anymore
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Ghost Under the Bed
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Know your pets
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• The Monster under the Old Church
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't believe in people
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• There are only three kinds of people
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• there are no good or bad people
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• What are you eating under there?
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• The Ten People You Meet Under the Interstate
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Please don't bring your kids
• Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
• Capitalize, please
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Indigenous people don't exist
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• don't repeat yourself
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Don't go there! (category)
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• People who don't read
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't Sleep, There Are Snakes
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• The Bulgarian People Under Ottoman Rule
• The Sneeze (The Woman Under My Bed)
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• There pass the careless people
• There are people for everything
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• This is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• breakfast in bed
• go to bed
• Air bed
• made bed
• Mister Bed
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• Bed and Sofa
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• I want you in my bed
• rocking bed
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• The bed is in the ocean
• James Graham's Celestial Bed
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• The best conversations take place in bed
• wet the bed
• Putting the annual garden to bed
• Putting the perennial garden to bed
• In Bed with Johns Hopkins
• Eating in bed

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