Findings:

• Make shit up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• How to make roses open up
• We don't make good wives
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• To make up for this, I ate a lot of pastries.
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't shit where you eat
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• I don't think the sun was up
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't give up your day job
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• Don't Make Me Think
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• You don't FIND peace. You gotta MAKE peace. You gotta make peace with it.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• We did not make this up
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Make Up Rate Stamp
• make up sex
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Blowing shit up
• Kiss and make up
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• grind up the loins
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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