Findings:

• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Don't Worry
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• People who don't smoke will never die
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• help, don't hurt! (user)
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• help, don't hurt (user)
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• We journal only when we hurt
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Only sayings of the wise will remain.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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