Findings:

• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Worry About the Government
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• i do not worry about
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Tell me a story about mains
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Tell me a story about cranes
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't stand so close to me
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Don't quote me on that
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Tell me a story about trains
• O tell me the truth about love
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Don't think about it
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about drains
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Don't call me Debbie
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Give Me Names
• show me what the world is all about
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I don't care about the air
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about rains
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• We worried about the fire and the night
• Tell me a story about brains
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• Don't call me white
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• customers don't trust me
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't call me Asian
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Tell me about your secret places
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• tell me a story about lesbians
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise

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