Findings:

• Driving Mr. Albert
• No Hands Across America
• Hands Across America
• Lies Across America
• Albert Einstein
• How I single-handedly defeated Albert Einstein
• Einstein's brain
• Mr. America
• across a wider table
• Across
• across the board
• Down, not across
• leverage goats across all platforms
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.4 Mapping a procedure across a list
• Mongol Rampage across Asia
• Your veil across the stars
• On a Tree Fallen Across the Road
• A civil kiss across a thousand miles
• walking across hot coals
• The Bridge Across Forever
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• A plane scraped its belly across a sooty yellow moon
• From across a crowded room
• tolchocked across the glazzies
• Influence across Cultures
• Madman Across the Water
• Across the street from the karaoke bar
• The gritty, solitary beauty of riding a bike across the 59th St. bridge at dawn
• The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Across This Antheap
• Bridge Across the Water
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• we are shining, broken light across the cold earth
• How to lie your way across the Canadian border
• Toss Across
• across variable
• Her presumptive green lipstick shown across the room
• Across The Border
• Across the pond
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Across the Nightingale Floor
• Person across two chair backs skit
• I release the wheel as my car careens across the wide expanse of snow, heading for certain and untimely death
• Across a Wire
• Stolen moments of infinite justice laughing across the arboretum
• Across 110th Street
• Across the Andes by Frog
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• Across the River and into the Trees
• legs spread out across the reservation
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• You are spinning with the stars and I take your hand across miles
• walking a coin across the back of your hand
• Across The Universe
• I peer across a chasm and you peer back
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• Endless crunching across a plain of pristine brilliance
• A million feet in military lockstep across the new millennium's bridges
• The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
• Every saccade the illusion of white breaks down, rainbow streaks across my retina
• Aging across the Star Trek sequels
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Oregon Trail across the Milky Way
• As She Climbed Across the Table
• Across the Sea
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• Dancing Across the Atlantic
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Three truths across the sky
• Across the Great Barrier
• in a sexy, sequined dress, lying across the piano
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Bloody Footprints Across the Bridge of Broken Glass
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Journey Across the Hidden Islands
• -=albert (user)
• Albert Camus
• Albert Fish
• Albert Schweitzer
• Albert Ayler
• Prince Albert
• St. Albert
• Adrian Albert Mole (user)
• Dr. Albert Simone
• Albert Lasker
• Albert Collins
• Royal Albert Hall
• Prince Albert in a can
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
• Albert the Great
• Albert Reynolds
• Albert ware
• Albert
• Fat Albert
• Albert Camus and the Minister
• Albert Dock
• Albert Uderzo
• Albert King
• Albert Rosenfield
• Albert Abraham Michelson
• Albert Speer
• Albert Hofmann
• Victoria and Albert Museum
• Albert Brooks
• Albert Herring (user)
• Live 1966: The "Royal Albert Hall Concert"
• Albert's Bridge
• Joy here we are again. Hello Albert
• Albert and the lion
• Albert Herring
• Albert Square
• Albert F. Blakeslee
• Uncle Albert
• Albert Park
• Enough to fill the Albert Hall
• Albert Mathias
• Albert Schirding
• hazy dreams of road trips to nowhere in particular
• Albert Sabin
• Albert Bowker
• Albert Canal
• Heinrich Albert
• Albert Pinkham Ryder
• Albert Lea
• Albert Pierrepoint
• Albert Plesman
• Albert Carone
• The Albert Memorial
• Albert Bandura
• Albert Galaburda
• Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
• Henry Albert Harris
• Albert V. Dicey
• Albert Luthuli
• Albert Gore, Sr.
• Albert John Lutuli
• Charles Albert
• Albert Hammond Jr.
• Albert Pike
• Albert Salmon
• Albert Haddock
• Marv Albert
• Michael Albert
• Albert and the News
• Albert (user)
• Albert Finney
• Little Albert
• Charles Albert Gobat
• Albert Szent-Györgyi
• Albert Pujols
• Albert Cohen
• Albert Hofmann Foundation
• Albert Bierstadt
• Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
• Albert Belle
• Eddie Albert
• Joshua Albert
• Albert R. Broccoli
• Albert Shockley
• Albert Ellis
• Albert Zafy
• Albert II
• Albert Szent-Györgyi Medical and Pharmaceutical Center
• Albert Nyanza
• Albert Camus, in Kurt Vonnegut's style
• Alfred Ernest Albert, Duke of Edinburgh
• Albert Niemann
• Albert, Duke of Clarence
• Albert Weisbord
• Albert Whitlock
• ALBERT! (user)
• Albert Meltzer
• Albert Payson Terhune
• Albert Jacka
• Albert Campion
• Albert Park (user)
• Albert of Aix
• Albert Michael Neil Lyons
• Albert Dekker
• Albert, Duke of Bavaria-Straubing

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