Findings:

• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• No, they are not stupid
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• What a Way to Go
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• My Stupid Little Life
• A better life through lying
• No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• No Way Out
• through the storms of life
• No one gets out of this life alive
• no way, jose
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Way To Go Home
• Go through the trap
• our machines don't go that way
• Life vs. Music vs. Computer Science; Go.
• To go through fire and water
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• The Way of Life: 17
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• Horizontal is a way of life
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• No matter where you go, there you are
• The corporate existence as yet another a way of avoiding life
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• No Son of Mine
• Inspiration Through No Concentration
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Allah Had No Son
• Peaches that are deep red all the way through
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• B.S. your way through Spanish
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Go Rin no Sho
• So, we'll go no more a roving
• Hikaru no Go
• Go where there is no snow
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• I hold you where no one else can go
• The Way Things Go
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• MY life has no carrot
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Laziness is the way to go
• The company way of life
• Life gets in the way of words
• Slack is a way of life
• life through death
• The Waldensian Heretics way of life
• Life, no road signs
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• Break on Through: The Life and Death of Jim Morrison
• Stages on Life's Way
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• No way
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• No one wants you the way you are
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• My life may no longer be my own
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Too much living is no way to die
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• no more stupid, i am full
• No Way No Way
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Spider-man: No Way Home
• ways to say someone is stupid
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• Stupid ways to hurt yourself
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• get drunk
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• Fat Cat (user)
• Chow Yun-Fat
• Fat
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Two Fat Ladies
• The Fat Boys
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Fat Tuesday
• Fats Waller
• Fat Tire
• Fat Bastard
• Fats Domino
• Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot
• Fat Elvis
• This dress makes you look fat
• Fat Mike
• Fat Wreck Chords
• Fat Man
• Fat Girl Fashion Police
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• Don't Fear the Fat
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Six Ways to Sunday
• Fat Tulip (user)

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