Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- All he left her was alone
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- All will be well again in time
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I married him because he was not mean
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- That's Just How He Was
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- some day we will all be gone
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- making certain he was touching her
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- How to be a Better Person
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- More than he was willing to give
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- The next life will be better
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Peace be upon him
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- only then will we be safe from each other
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- some say he was never here at all
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- How to Be Alone
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Boys will be boys
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Carl Everett
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- node that will be my legacy
- Be a problematic duck over there
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- we shall all be healed
- How to be an improv musician
- I should be able to remember your face
- The revolution will not be televised
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- What life after death will really be like
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
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